Þessi gaur var í klippingu hjá hárgreiðslustofu Svitasetursins // This dude just got a haircut at the Sweat Mansion’s salon

Þessi gaur var í klippingu hjá hárgreiðslustofu Svitasetursins // This dude just got a haircut at the Sweat Mansion’s salon

Thank fuck for the lack of people on the bus rn because I ate a whole can of baked beans this nightshift and the result is hilariously predictable.

I always get this warm fuzzy feeling when my weekend co-workers are like “You’re not working with us this weekend? Wtf?”, like aw guys, I really like working with you too.

- Everything you create, you use to destroy.
- Yeah, we call it human nature.

The Fifth Element (1997)

*FROWNS LOUDLY*

*FROWNS LOUDLY*

The pinnacle of my childhood toys was that god damn barbie toilet.

I’m looking through this “Were you a spoilt child” thing on Buzzfeed (I know, I know) and I’m looking at all this barbie stuff, like dream house, porsche and a pony and I think back on my childhood and what I got was a barbie bathtub which I could fill with water, and actually use the shower head, and a barbie toilet with flushing button (only noise, no water) and I loved it.

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

fuckyeahalternativefashion:

Saint Laurent ready to wear F/W 2014 Paris

The Icelandic word for abortion literally translates into “fetus destruction” and I think that’s beautiful.

showslow:

Peter Pan Collars by Les Nereides Paris | Website