Big things are being planned in my life and I’m very very excited.

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”
  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
tagged → #Star Wars

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan Barbecue Sandwich Round Up

Pulled Cauliflower BBQ Sandwich (GF)

Homemade Vegan BBQ Sandwiches (GF/NF/SF)

BBQ Tempeh Kraut ‘Wich

BBQ Bean Sandwiches & Smokey Green Beans

BBQ Tempeh Sandwich (GF option)

Vegan BBQ Chicken & Avocado on Crispy Garlic Butter Ciabatta

BBQ Pulled Jackfruit Sandwich

BBQ Tofu Burger (2 ingredients)

Seitan & White Bean Barbecue Sandwiches with Brussel Sprout Slaw

BBQ Lentil Meatball Sandwich with Sweet Miso Coleslaw

A video of me and Pjakkur bonding.

My summer vacation ended with a summer cabin trip with friends, playing at a cool gig and Justin Timberlake concert.
I haven’t worked since the 10th of July and I start again tomorrow at 2pm.

I don’t wannaaaa.

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Please tell me your hair secrets, Robert Smith.

tagged → #The Cure #Robert Smith

boyexemplified:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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fuck we’ve made this planet weird

I just watched Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda video and it was

so

beautiful.

jervae:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

Yes!

tagged → #Hero
"I can’t un-know the monsters
but I can become the person
who would have saved
thirteen-year-old me."
3/365, wesley king (via adderalldust)
tagged → #bullying

yellowxperil:

postracialcomments:

More reports about the White Anarchists

oh fun. you know who’s gonna end up paying for / getting blamed for the trouble you’re causing, white anarchists? y’all are always fucking up

tagged → #dog