polllyanna:

"derp/herp derp" is ableist stop fucking using it, it is a term that originated with making fun of kids with down syndrome and being like "ha ha derp face:-P" and it has been used against disabled people for so long after that, please stop using it, get mad at people that do use it, please

tagged → #cats #flashing gif
tagged → #Portlandia
I was probably a little too happy when my vet told me recently that she doesn’t really consider being “rotund” (her word) to be something to worry about for most cats.
The last time we went and Ninja got the usual comment about being overweight, I told the vet that she is super active and doesn’t actually eat *that* much. Her answer was that she might get arthritis because of this. And I just? Wha?
This time she checked her blood sugar and it was perfect.

I finally convinced the vet that Ninja is in great health and fat. Yay!

lord-kitschener:

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away

lord-kitschener:

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away

tagged → #cw: drugs #holy shit

smilingsloth:

wocmakeup2:

Brow tutorial with and with out concealer, last one

Omg this is so good! I never use make-up on my eyebrows myself because 1) I know not how, and 2) I never thought I needed to. Also because other tutorials have like ten different shades of brown per eyebrow and I shudder at the thought of all that trouble. This would be good for a night out though, I wanna try it now!

prettysnake:

Suuuuuper special Neon pink crop vest! www.prettysnake.com 💜👀💚👀💙👀❤️👀💖👀💛👀 #prettysnake #prettysnakeshop #projectrunway #denimvest #denim #vest (at www.PrettySnake.com)

prettysnake:

Suuuuuper special Neon pink crop vest! www.prettysnake.com 💜👀💚👀💙👀❤️👀💖👀💛👀 #prettysnake #prettysnakeshop #projectrunway #denimvest #denim #vest (at www.PrettySnake.com)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

tagged → #please
tagged → #ohmygush #CATS #deer #dogs #gif
Short hair & creepy eyes

Short hair & creepy eyes

fallynleaf:

18 year old trans girl needs a place to live in Olympia, WA within two weeks

mizufae:

4417:

hi everyone! i’m sorry to make this post again, but i still haven’t found any place to live for college and i really desperately need one.

my name’s claire, i’m an 18 year old lesbian trans girl, and i’ll be moving out to olympia to attend the evergreen state college by the end of this month (my first class starts on september 30, orientation week starts on september 20 but i can miss that if i need to). and as of now i will be homeless once i get there unless i can find a safe place to live.

i dont have any way to afford the on-campus housing at the college, so thats why i’ve been looking for housing off-campus. i really want a permanent place to live for the school year, but honestly i’d be happy to stay at a place even if it was just for a month or two (though that would mean i’d be in the same situation i am now within a month or two, so it wouldn’t be ideal).

i can afford to pay $300-450 a month for rent and utilities, and am able to provide for my own food and transportation. i’m able-bodied so i dont require any disability accommodations of that sort, and i dont have any food or pet allergies either.

if you think you have a place for me to live, or if you need any other info from me, please send me a message (my askbox is linked to on this post). and thanks so so much for taking the time to read this post.

please signal boost if you can.

fallynleaf hey this seems up your alley, right?

yeah, i go to TESC and live in Olympia most of the year! unfortunately, it’s in the hands of my landlord whether or not i could offer the OP a place to stay, so i can’t really give a definite answer there, but i can totally signal boost this!

have you tried posting this in the various “evergreen state college” tags, OP?

tagged → #Signal boost
Ugh, hair

Ugh, hair

CATSPT. 2

CATS

PT. 2

tagged → #my face and stuff